…in which I break format for the helluvit.

Creator’s Commentary Track:
Inspired by this picture from the “Tomatina” Annual Tomato Festival (and Tomato Fight) in Spain:

…which also inspired a Captions Game in which this author got 5 runner-up awards.

Inspired by The Paul McCartney Drug Use Timeline:

Creator’s Commentary Track: The original picture showed the two people dressed as toast, reportedly in London for a movie shoot. This in no way represents my opinion of Smuckers, which I think is mostly pretty good and not scary, besides their original plant in Orrville, Ohio was just a few miles down the road from my Uncle’s farm, which I wished had smelled like Strawberry Jam.